Jason Blossom got shot? WTF?
Things are escalating quickly in Riverdale, particularly how much of Archie's ripped abs we're getting to see. Still, Mac and Maud don't get too distracted and manage to recap the recap, explain why big glasses don't make a hot teacher any less hot, fall in love with Jughead Jones all over again, and keep score of who's got the best jokes: Kevin Keller or Cheryl Blossom.
And there's that whole gross teacher-student-sex thing with Grundy. Barf.
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